BECAUSE THEY’RE FREE “STUPID”

This unfortunately is kind of a family saying around here. It started many years ago when we took our daughter and son-in-law to dinner one night and on the way home we stopped at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts because the red light was on. Now if you don’t live near a Krispy Kremes, I feel so bad for you. They turn a red sign on in front that means that there are fresh doughnuts ready and if you go in you get a free one.

Any way, long story short, my SIL asked why we needed to stop for doughnuts when we just finished eating a huge dinner and for no reason that I can figure out I just blurted out, “Because they’re free, stupid” 

Now my son-in-law is the least stupid man I know. He is very well educated and well spoken and is a lot of fun so where that came from I will never know. It just came out and now it’s pretty funny whenever anyone says it.

Anywhoooo, I was perusing our local online ads yesterday and came upon this…

So I called and ended up with this…

Yes, I needed a few closet doors to replace broken ones but this? Of course, “Because they're free stupid”.  I do have plans floating around in the back of my little head though so look out.

I also saw this…

And got this…

It’s for my bedroom. Wahooo!

And, I just had to add this picture of my two halves helping with the laundry. Their Mom took this with her phone so it’s not the best picture but it’s hilarious.

She might be giving them away for free, stupid!

I SLEEP WITH MY TOOLS AND A MACHINE GUN…

With my husband working over in Iraq, I usually have the bed to myself. (Except for 2 dogs and a cat and 4 or 5 grandkids). I often have things on the “other side” of the bed.. I am currently painting my bedroom so  right now I have some tools there.

This morning I was making my bed and saw something that just made me chuckle….

My current tool stash and this….

One of my little visitors must have thought it belonged there.  Probably this one…

Or this one…

Or this one…

Or this one…

Or this sweet princess…

Or this one…

I could go on and on…

WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG SISTER

 
They do funny things to you,  like paint your toes….

And put their bracelets on you…

But you’re cool anyway…

And a very handsome, chubby, dude…

With big brown eyes…

Not like this cousin who has big blue eyes…


And your other cousin, thinks this….

But she’s a girl so we will let her…

She likes to show off…

In true girly fashion…

But she’s okay so I guess we’ll keep her…

MASTERING THE “MASTER”

Our house was built in the 70’s. I don’t know, but I guess having a nice spacious bathroom back then didn’t seem to matter. It measures 4ft. x 5ft. with a 3ft. x 3ft. shower. Both of my daughter’s master bathrooms are bigger than my bedroom. Of course they have nice new homes.
Anyway, we moved into our house 18 years ago and with 7 kids, you don’t do a lot of renovating when all you are worrying about is feeding and clothing them.
The time has come and gone for some major renovation and during the last couple of years I have been working on it bit by bit. I’ve done my Living Room, Kitchen, Dining Room, Front Bathroom and now my Teeny, Tiny Master Bathroom.
Of course I needed a little help so I called over 1/2 of the matched set and put him to work…

We had nasty cold tile on the floor that I hated so my little plumber and his crack helped me pull it up…

I worked him hard…

At this point he stops and says to me, “Gwams, can we take a bwake? My back hurts!” (His Mom has been having back problems lately)…
So we stop for Popsicles and Ding Dongs and then carry on…

All done…

Now let me back up. I forgot to take before pictures as usual but here is the old vanity we took out…

It’s on it’s way to the basement bathroom because even if it is ugly it is way better than the one down there and basement dwellers who live for free really don’t care.
Here is the old mirror…

It’s going to the dump! (So I can exchange it for something way more fun!)
I put in a new window…

New vanity and floor…

New sink…

New towel holder…

Old towel rack. I’ve had it for a few years now…

New artwork and mirror…

All done…

So there you have it, my teeny tiny master bathroom dressed to the nines.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!

See this?…

You can buy it at IKEA for $355.00
I’ve had this picture on my computer for years.
See this?….

It’s been sitting in my garage for several years now. I have a dear friend, Mearritta, who had it sitting in her garage and was tired of it taking up space so she gave it to me so it could take up my space.
She often asked me if I had done anything with it and I always told her I was thinking about it.

Well, I’ve finished thinking about it. I’ve always wanted to put it in my front bathroom but it would take up too much room. Since I have remodeled and put in my new vanity, I have more room but still not quite enough.
Sooooo, I did this…

That’s right, I cut some of the back off to make it narrower…

Then I put a new back on it, cut the middle of the doors out and put glass in, painted it and….

There I have it, my IKEA knock-off for pretty much free. I had the paint already and the glass cost me $10.00

I kept the original hardware and I’m still thinking whether or not I want to make drawers for the top spaces.

I’m loving it!   Thanks Mearritta.
PS.  Mearritta just called me and wants her cabinet back. I don't think I am as good a friend as she is.

I LOVE TURQUOISE

As a child it was probably my favorite color. I am not alone. I even found several blogs that are just dedicated to turquoise.

I’ve been wanting to paint something turquoise for a long time and I finally did it.  When I got this old buffet a few years ago it was all beat up and ugly. So during my “black” phase, I painted it.

I even did this with it…

But I’ve always had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to use it for a vanity.

Soooo… I combined my two thoughts and came up with this…

That’s right, my buffet turned vanity turned turquoise…

And the mirror… it has lived in the basement storeroom for several years now…

With a little paint and love, it now looks like this…

I like it.